Well... not too many, but, here I am to answer them...
Why Australia and an unloving women?
Because... Australia is like the United Kingdoms, except better. The same cool accents without the unfunny British humor. And that's the only kind that you won't be surprised with.
Why do you smash all your bones?
Might as well go out big. Plus, what would be the use in the suit if I didn't have a reason to use it.
Who is better, Batman or Superman?
Batman... definitely. Superman is a cheap-ass and a cheap bastard. He's changed his powers so many times it's hard to count. Also, Batman looks way cooler, and he could kick Superman's ass, even though Superman is rigged.
Have you ever believed in the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus?
Ummmm... yes.
Why did Snow White have 7 dwarfs as friends?
Their work ethic is that of Vietnamese sweat shop children. They'll do anything, and they're probably loyal enough that they'll kill anybody on demand... with their whole life as disgruntled miners and what not.
Why did she go with a prince she barely knew?
Well... my best guess would be... he was a prince. I guess personalities don't seem to matter that much when you have the title of prince.
Who is the muffin man, and why does he live on drury lane?
The muffin man is probably some fat baker that took over his families business. He's probably renowned for making muffins, possibly just one type that he makes very well, or possibly a infinite assortment that is ever changing. Drury lane is probably where the shop has always be located... probably in a nice little suburban town where everybody knows each other, and everybody always seems happy.
Why didn't Dorthy stay in Oz?
She was tired of killing witches... all they took to die was a freak accident and some water. She probably felt the urge to really stab things. Under that sweet exterior, Dorthy is a cold, heartless killing machine. She just wanted to move on to bigger and better things... she wanted a thrill in the hunt. Now, she's probably back in Kansas luring people to her farm, slashing their tires and then having a wild goose chase for their heads around the grounds.
Why do you use so many dots?
The answer lies within yourself.
Why were Cinderellas sisters considered ugly?
Because people are people. If they were to say that her sisters were pretty and portray them as being that way, people would have liked them a lot more. It's kinda simple... for the most part, people don't like ugly people. And if you're told someone is ugly, especially at a young age, you're going to believe it. And, since they're ugly, they're seen as the unworthy ones, just because that's how it's seen. So, you have the one who deserves it, because she's pretty, getting it, and that's a lot easier for everybody to accept.
Was Alice on acid when she had that dream about the other world?
Many would suggest that. Actually... yeah, I would probably suggest that too.
Why did Leanor have to leave Edgar Allen Poe?
I guess it's what she thought was best.
Why did Romeo kill himself... why didn't he wait 10 more minutes?
If he would've waited 10 more minutes it wouldn't have been that great of a story... now would've it? Sorry, I answered a question with a question... no, I don't think it would have been... plus, Romeo was whiny, just like Luke Skywalker. It's good he died. Luke should've died... the whiny bastard.
When did pirates become so cool?
Well... if you ask me, The Princess Bride made pirates cool. Then, Pirates of the Caribbean came along, and they made pirates not cool all over again. Pirates were cool, but not anymore... no more cool pirates... thankyou Pirates of the Caribbean... bastards... squid-headed bastards... horrible actor bastards... stupid ass-whipe bastards... thankyou.
Who am I?
I am Colby... I guess that sums it up.
When did we all become nothing?
When we decided, along with everybody else, that we were the ones that were suppose to be nothing.
If you had to pick one change. It has to be a choice between either you or another person... what would you do?
How 'bout I just do one about people in general. If I had to change one thing about people in general, I would change their honesty... not just the telling of the truth. Representing yourself as yourself and not somebody else. It seems like a lot of people try to be somebody else. Maybe they're afraid of people not liking them, maybe they're afraid of losing friends... I'm not really sure what it is, but, for the most part, people really are not who they really are. I don't see what the big deal is... but, hey, whatever floats your boat. That goes for me too... from now on... I'm being exactly who I am... Me.
If you could throw up on any person in the world, who would it be?
If I could throw up on any person I think I would throw up on the president. And I'm not saying it would be Bush... it would be any president of the time. There is nothing that tests your decision making abilities more than someone throwing up on you. Reacting when someone throws up on you is the best judge of character of any person. If it were up to me, every president would be thrown up on.
Snuggling in a non-gay way?
Yes...
Are you going to homecoming?
Probably not...
If you could change anything about anything that has happened or is happening in your life, what would it be?
Hmmmm... I think I would like to be more musically inclined. I had a chance to learn how to play the piano, and I never really did... I know a little, but really nothing to play anything good. Also, the guitar would have been nice to pick up... not too much into electric, just good old acoustic. Also had a chance to learn that, but never really followed through. Again... know a little, but not too much. I really like music and I think it can affect the way you think, the way you feel, a lot. It would've been nice to know that I could do something that I could be proud of myself for.
Ok... that's it... I was gonna write something big at the end... but, those questions seem sufficient...
So... I guess this is goodbye...
buh bye...
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